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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 3:59pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 8:39pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 8:25pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 3:25pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 3:24pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 8:37pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 2:46pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 3:28pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 8:47pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 8:48pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 3:38pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 3:44pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 1:12pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 1:28pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 4:06pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 2:02pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 2:00pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 2:15pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 2:31pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 2:36pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 1:15pm



Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort