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He had no friends and felt very dull
One day he saw a human named Eric
Who seemed to be friendly and charismatic
Eric would feed Myron and talk to him
He made Myron happy and less grim
But Eric had a secret that Myron didn't know
He was toxic and cruel and liked to sow woe
Eric would poison Myron's water with salt
He would laugh at his pain and call it his fault
One day Myron had enough of Eric's abuse
He decided to escape and cut him loose
He jumped out of his bowl and landed on the floor
He hoped to find freedom and happiness once more
But Eric saw him lying there gasping for air
He picked him up and threw him in the trash without care
He said goodbye to Myron with a smirk on his face
He said he was glad to get rid of such a waste
Myron died alone in the dark and cold bin
He never found a friend who loved him from within
His story is a lesson for all who seek affection
To beware of toxic people who only offer deception.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are