bruh momento numero dos

big daddy I need you to smelt your smegma into a cockring, its the only way I can yoink it anymore youve spoiled me UwU ~<3

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ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ♥♥♥♥♥ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

I have always thought this was my super power. I could use it to fake a fart to get someone to leave my personal space or avoid talking to strangers. I generally share my talents with boyfriends at the 6th month mark. Today I learned that I am destined for much greater things.

After a stressful day I decided to take a bath. I don't usually take baths and after a few minutes I remembered why as I once again realized how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring baths are.

So like any good super hero I started to play with my super power. But my period also started today and instead of a jet of water I expelled a dark, inky cloud of uterine lining. Like a disgusting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ octopus. Or sea cucumber. Or other ocean invertebrate that expels its innards to flee attack.

I have always been able to queef on command. The best way I can describe it is I suck in my stomach then contract my abs. This sucks in air through my hoo ha. I can then bear down like I'm trying to poop and it pushes the air out making a rather impressive queef. If I am in a bath tub I can suck up water and shoot it a couple inches.