Recent reviews by Smoochie Biggins

LETS GOOOOO

The GOAT

Awesome

janky af

gewd

slimy sam approves

'pay for game. Play it until you reach completely broken game mechanics, quit for a year, come back, hope for updates, repeat'

no way to turn menu music off (??????)
broken key bindings
terrible buggy workshop doesn't assign workers to anything
horrible UI design
AI instant auto aim ruins higher difficulties
Quicksave instant deaths (four times in one campaign. You will literally load a saved game and get killed instantly because the auto save when you put your pip boy away happens even in combat. This game isn't even a game. It's just 'something to do'.

Why am I rating this game negative? Because it's been 7 years. I waited 7 years for this s**t to be ironed out. The company has already moved on. No chance on getting any long-term support. I have mods. That's cool, but the game itself gets the negative rating. It's a shame I need mods to make it even playable. It's truly unbelievable. I'm so happy I didn't pay full price. I paid next to NOTHING for this. And i'm glad, because it's worthless :) get stunlocked, idiot

****DO NOT BUY THIS GAME****

THERE IS AN INVINCIBLE ENEMY TANK BUG IN ONE OF THE MISSIONS WHERE YOU HAVE TO CLAIM
VEHICLES THROUGHOUT THE MAP BEFORE THE ENEMY DOES

The stuart tank they capture is completely invincible, you cannot kill it, not with bazookas, tank shells, nothing. I'm serious, I thought it was a fluke until I restarted the mission and it happened again.


***********DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!! IT DOESN'T WORK CORRECTLY!!! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!! SPEND IT ON SOMETHING YOU WILL ENJOY AND NOT CAUSE YOU FRUSTRATION

this game