Recent reviews by Smoochie Biggins

The GOAT

Awesome

janky af

gewd

'pay for game. Play it until you reach completely broken game mechanics, quit for a year, come back, hope for updates, repeat'

no way to turn menu music off (??????)
broken key bindings
terrible buggy workshop doesn't assign workers to anything
horrible UI design
AI instant auto aim ruins higher difficulties
Quicksave instant deaths (four times in one campaign. You will literally load a saved game and get killed instantly because the auto save when you put your pip boy away happens even in combat. This game isn't even a game. It's just 'something to do'.

Why am I rating this game negative? Because it's been 7 years. I waited 7 years for this s**t to be ironed out. The company has already moved on. No chance on getting any long-term support. I have mods. That's cool, but the game itself gets the negative rating. It's a shame I need mods to make it even playable. It's truly unbelievable. I'm so happy I didn't pay full price. I paid next to NOTHING for this. And i'm glad, because it's worthless :) get stunlocked, idiot

****DO NOT BUY THIS GAME****

THERE IS AN INVINCIBLE ENEMY TANK BUG IN ONE OF THE MISSIONS WHERE YOU HAVE TO CLAIM
VEHICLES THROUGHOUT THE MAP BEFORE THE ENEMY DOES

The stuart tank they capture is completely invincible, you cannot kill it, not with bazookas, tank shells, nothing. I'm serious, I thought it was a fluke until I restarted the mission and it happened again.


***********DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!! IT DOESN'T WORK CORRECTLY!!! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!! SPEND IT ON SOMETHING YOU WILL ENJOY AND NOT CAUSE YOU FRUSTRATION

this game

13 dollars to play as the United States.
Doesn't unlock the main campaign - that's extra, big boy.

Garbage game. Try again for CoH 3.

-vehicles from different teams will get stuck on bridges or narrow areas ruining the game

-your choice of vehicles/overall command doctrine is heavily restricted and many commanders cost actual money. Grinding for them will take you a very long time in comparison. This game has an item shop and obviously the DLC's are only what a stupid company would do.

-troops will yell 'grenade' but nobody picks it up/throws it back. the wehrmacht grenade will blow up your entire squad unless you retreat the SECOND you hear your soldier say 'grenade'

-mid battle troops run point blank into tanks and kill themselves or stand there with bazooka not firing anything until killed

-you are only allowed one mod 'tuning pack' per match. So all the issues you have with this game you wont be able to use multiple mods to fix

-the AI is straight up disappointing. They continue to spawn units even when their base is completely destroyed making endgame a tedious mess until you eliminate every single enemy.

There's so many mods I recommend but you just have to look for yourself
this game needs so much more work it actually feels like i'm playing an early access game.

Trash