我要撞一辆车 aku dengan 妈妈 kau 进你家 diam2 鸡 LUCKY10PP 你知道吗?
📝📕 are

i 👁 am a genderqueer 😂

nonconforming cis 👨 male 👦,

semibisexual and a proud 😤
gurosexual, pedosexual, zoosexual, heterogender non 🚫❌🅾 binary trans 🤖 racial 🏃 and age 👵 fluid 💩💦👅 Shiftgender,

👨 atheist 🚫⛪

💘 an anarcho capitalistic 💰 neo 🅱 facist 🐖/ proto 💪 liberalpublican
i 👁 am an ANTIFA ❄ supersoldier and a proud 😊 Bernie 👴🏻 suporter

BLM ✊🏿

proud 😤 member 🍆💦 of the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ community 🌎

You, me 🦊🪨

Gas station ⛽️

What are we getting for dinner?🍽

Sushi, of course 🍣

Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi😵

We black out ☠️ and wake up in a sewer🚽

We're surrounded by fish, horny fish 🐠

You know what that means 😏

Fish orgy!🐠😏

The stench draws in a bear 🐻

What do we do? 😟

We're gonna fight it😎

Bear fight 🐻🤺

Bare handed 🐻👊

Bare naked? 🐻😜

Oh yes please, we befriend the bear 🐻 🤝🥰after we beat it in a brawl😡 Then we ride it into a 🏇 Chuck E. Cheese 🧀 🐀

Dance Dance Revolution 🕺

Revolution?✊

Ovеrthrow the government?🧐

Uh, I think so😏

Nеxt thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ✝️

Then I turn into a jet ✈️ , fly into the sun ☀️ , black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out 💳

which I didn't know you could do🤷

Then I smoked a joint, greened out,🍃then I turned into the sun 🌞

Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in🤪 Asdfghjkl:;?!💀