Dear Logan,

I am writing to inform you that following extensive investigations into recent online activities, an individual of your name has been identified as a potential threat. Reports indicate that you have been involved in activities believed to be linked to online terrorism groups.

Additionally, there are suspicions that you may be "short," which could imply a lack of presence or engagement with the broader community, or your physical stature. Your current operational methods suggest a high level of concern regarding security and coordination.

We require immediate information confirming your identity and any associated plans. Your cooperation is crucial in preventing potential threats to our collective safety.

Please respond at your earliest convenience, as this situation requires urgent attention.

Best regards,
Special Agent Shane Bucholz

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BOY It's okay babe I'll be here after your surgery

*Girl wakes up after surgery and sees a nurse*

GIRL: Where is my boyfriend? He said he'd be here

NURSE: Who do you think gave you the heart?

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