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banger

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i am going insane

Relatable

Funny slime game

A lot of war crimes in this game
So if you want to invade a peaceful island, cut down the forests, build your cities, destroy the natural environment, enslave wild animals and slaughter native residents of the island who're trying to live in peace with nature and themselves and are just protecting what they love, this is the game for you I guess.

Also you get a great arsenal to brutally murder natives.
Wanna kill them old school with bows and swords? You're more than welcome to.
Wanna crush them with a wild animal? Hop on a bear.
Wanna use Ninjas? Two coins each babe.
Wanna use explosives? Hell yeah, nuke them!
Wanna get berserkers who rush into a crowd and attack with axes untill they can't? lmao neat
Incendiary weapons? They got you.
Lighting Strikes? Odin will help. (dlc)
Balista towers for builders with zero proper training? yeah.
Deadly, exploding, disgusting larva bugs? What the hell kingdom.

Many Cool Enemies like:
normal guys
normal guys but with cool masks
Gigantic, heavy dudes who also vomit the normal guys or normal guys with cool masks.
Big, flying, i don't even know what
Cool Crabs
And this very fast, jumpy thing that's really scarry and wants to catch you in particular

Worth mentioning:
Comically oversized tubes
Comically undersized people
Catapults
Cats
War crimes
A lot of war crimes
You collect 100% of your peoples earnings (fair taxation if you ask me)
Cool statues that boost your stuff
Big maps

Conclusion:
You can do a lot of morally questionable stuff if you're wearing a crown and get away with it I guess?
...But better don't lose the crown tho.

Super hot

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