I'm going to ♥♥♥♥-fil-A, anyone want anything?

Poop Sandwich $3.05
Poop Sandwich – Combo $5.95
Deluxe Poop Sandwich $3.65
Deluxe Poop Sandwich Combo $6.55
Spicy Poop Sandwich $3.29
Spicy Poop Sandwich – Combo $6.19
Spicy Poop Deluxe Sandwich $3.89
Deluxe Spicy Poop Sandwich – Combo $6.79
Poop Nuggets 8 Pc. $3.05
Poop Nuggets 12 Pc. $4.45
Poop Nuggets – Combo 8 Pc. $5.95
Poop Nuggets – Combo 12 Pc. $8.59
Poop Nuggets (Grilled) 8 Pc. $3.85
Poop Nuggets (Grilled) 12 Pc. $5.75
Poop Nuggets (Grilled) – Combo 8 Pc. $6.75
Poop Nuggets (Grilled) – Combo 12 Pc. $8.59
Chick-n-Poop Strips 3 Pc. $3.35
Chick-n-Poop Strips 4 Pc. $4.39
Chick-n-Poop Strips – Combo 3 Pc. $6.25
Chick-n-Poop Strips – Combo 4 Pc. $7.25
Grilled Poop Sandwich $4.39
Grilled Poop Sandwich – Combo $7.19
Grilled Poop Club Sandwich $5.58

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I’ve trained my kegel muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish.

+rep #1 Juggalo in California

Nick:Derek get on i need you to do something
*gets on*
Nick not online, hasnt sent me the thing

I ACCEPT THIS GIFT AND I LOVE UUUU

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