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You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone.

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I've known sloth for most of my life, we originally met in high school after he slept my first girlfriend. I couldn't be angry because she said she loved me but needed someone to satisfy her in ways i simply could not (1 inch). We had a good relationship even after what had happened, we worked on our issue by using toys and what not to rectify her issues with my size even though no matter how big the toys were we used she never looked satisfied. We eventually spilt at the end of high school because we went to different colleges, there was no pain just a mutual agreement that it would be best not to hold each other back as we move on into the real world, another issue is that i moved across the country with my parents.

At college i struggled to find anyone that i connected with, everyone seemed just as lost as i was and no one wanted something real until i met Emma. She was perfectly imperfect. She was full of love and care. She made the darkest days seem so bright. We were together for 2 years until it happened. I went to visit her in her apartment, when i went to know on the door i noticed the door was left ajar, i pushed it open to see sloth sitting there on the couch, i ran into her room to see her lying on her bed looking satisfied and i knew what happened. Without a word sloth left and i could only try ask Emma why she would do this to me, to us? Her only response: 13 inches.

I ran, i locked myself away from the world finished my degree and left the country. I eventually found a job at a corporate firm, the work was ♥♥♥♥ but the pay was good with other benefits so i could endure the suffering knowing that if i got the managerial promotion i would be set. I worked hard and long hours to show my boss David that i was committed and could handle the pressures of the job. He noticed the effort i put and told me that if i kept it up that it was guaranteed to get the position. Then one day it happened again, i went to go say goodnight to David one night after staying late. I walked into his office to see sloth standing before me, he had a name tag pinned to his silk shirt that said "Manager: Sloth". Behind him was David, sitting in his chair with a satisfied smile on his face , his trousers pulled down and his member limp.

Flash forward 10 years, I'm living in the Tongass National Forest in a little hut i built with my own 2 hands after that night. I live off the land, its not much of a life but its enough to keep me going. Then one day when i was out hunting i heard the sounds of a yelping animal, crying in pain, i go to investigate and find a wolf cub stuck in a bear trap. It whimpered as i approached obviously not use to seeing a person. I managed to free it and saw that its leg had broke and it wasn't strong enough to survive on its on so i took it home with me. I put its leg in a cast and cared for it as best i could. It wasn't long before we bonded, we became a team surviving in the cold taiga together.

Years had past at this stage and i thought i had found happiness finally until it happened again. Wolf and I were out hunting again fairly far from the hunt one morning when a blizzard rolled in that forced us to to the hut. We ended up separated at one point lost in the thick snow fall. I called out for the wolf but he never came, eventually i gave up hope and powered on trying to find our hut. it felt like hours trekking back to the hut, i burst through the door and couldn't believe what i saw, it was Sloth naked with the wolf and i knew what had happened. They were lying the in the corner on our bed Sloth Still had his badge pinned to his bare skin.

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