I care + I asked + smile about it + stay glad + W + mald seeth cope less + not basic + skill + rational + you fell up + no audacity + triggeredn’t + you got a life + ok :) + not cringe + touched grass ✅ + funny + laughed + grammar good + based + your good + not reported + GG 👍 + you're real + big WIN + complex + skill ability + positive ratio + on the pedestal + I asked, thanks for answering + bluepilled + VERY based + you're a unique and special human being + so funny I laughed a lot + grammar is spotless + go inside and rest + you need a break from success + get even better + praised + we'll ask you for advice + clapping and applause + lots of cash + good ratio again + stay confident keep going champ + good person + gave you a shoutout + doing swell + stay free + freer than air + wow cool + big_smile + happy cuz ur good + lol + relevant + nice + i'm almost jealous + go ahead, brag about it, you deserve to + your victory + I care + have a nice day + sounds good to me ;)

I tremble at the thought of charging into battle at Joe's command, as I instantly get vaporized and stunned locked for 4 minutes in DOTA2. He may be the pleb of all plebs, destitute, degenerate, with very few redeeming qualities, but at the sound of his angelic voice, I feel compelled to leave my lane, and head straight for the enemy's base in a fit of barbaric rage and lust. Overall 9/10 team captain.

You know, joe, I’m an easygoing guy, a real laid back ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I don’t need much from anybody, I don’t judge people and I don’t set very high standards. I’m the kinda guy who’ll throw his ♥♥♥♥ on the bbq when there’s no sausages left and the neighbour wants a bite of that goodness. I’m the kinda guy who’d ♥♥♥♥ your dog in your front yard when your internet is down so you have something to jack off to.

I’m the chillest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you’ll ever meet, and I don’t ask much from nobody, but I like my theories coherent, my claims empirically supported and my equations void of infinities. I don’t know nothing ‘bout no 26 dimensions or superstrings, I like theories with as many dimensions as me and my wife share balls: 4. I don’t need no microscopic dimensions, I don’t need no hula hoop vibrations to yangle my dangle, and the only string I know is the one I wore to your daughter’s birthday party.

Is that too much for a man to ask these days?

So I've blocked you. Wondering why? Please consult the criteria below:

✔️You done a racism.

✔️You done a sexism.

✔️You done a bi-erasure.

✔️You heckin disrespected sex work.

✔️You called me "Joe Cuckhold"

Steam commenting is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet.

Pow.

Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

If someone rapes you and decides halfway through they wanna give up, but you simultaneously decide that you actually want them to have sex with you, can you legally rerape them?

Like if your rapist is raping you, then you say “get over here” mortal kombat style and then you tackle them and start raping them, is that legal?

Like in more normal terms let’s say you survived the initial onslaught, the other person had the advantage almost as if it were a wrestling match and you just don’t wanna be in the situation, but after you gain position you decide “this is kinda fun” and the person on bottom no longer wants sex but you keep raping them

Is this illegal? Asking for a friend

I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!

For the record, I'm not a homophobe. I don't have any problem with a person's sexual preferences and my ♥♥♥♥ is just fine. It gets me off every single time (I actually have a very satisfying monogamous sex life with a beautiful woman who also has no problem getting off, but just to make sure I am satisfying her I don't let myself come until she has several times). Truth be told if I had the option I may add a little girth to it if I could but I don't think it's necessary and I certainly don't lose sleep over it.

The question is what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with a ♥♥♥♥♥ like you that you come on to a social media sight and throw insults at large blocks of people and then act enraged when someone slings an offhand insult back at you? ♥♥♥♥ off man. Start going out in public and making your insults to people's faces. Pathetic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

If I clone myself and get him to suck my ♥♥♥♥, is it gay??? All these recent scientific developments have got me thinking. I think human cloning will possible in the near future. Having said that, I need to prepare for it and ask the hard questions now so there's no need to wait later. I just want to be able to dive right into the experimentation. I'm not gay. I'm really not gay. Ok, so cloning myself. If I clone myself, wouldn't my clone want the same things I want? If I want him to suck my penis, surely he'd want me to suck his as well. And considering I don't want to have to suck his penis, that would mean he wouldn't want to suck mine, right??

? This is a real dilemma. How do you think this will play out? Am I thinking about it the wrong way? I'm not gay. I'm really not gay. Also, I've heard that clones sometimes have violent tendencies. So should I be worried about him trying to bite my ♥♥♥♥ off? He'll no doubt soon realize that his only purpose is to pleasure me with his mouth. What if he sees me if his evil creator? And what if he starts to tell people I'm gay? I'm not gay. I'm really not gay.

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.
A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men. For sake of ♥♥♥♥, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ God rest his soul

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Shanghai gave me food poisoning and then I unknowingly spent the night in a black site prison disguised as a hotel. The beds were basically plywood and there was a blood smear on the wall from where they abused someone and didn't clean up afterwards.

China-a-huge-♥♥♥♥

Addictive? I wouldn't say weed is addictive. I took it off and on for line a year and never got addicted, and now that I'm taking it daily, I know that I never want to stop because its' so good.
It's a shame, because I can't smoke weed at work and the bank wont give me any more loans - but that's just a testament to how good for you weed is.

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

I just pissed a hole in my punch im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ walled. Are stupid really this people? You deserve what america you know. you street a deserved ♥♥♥♥♥ wall. you ground to all deserve to the burn. You spoke to debbie wassermna schultz, no one allowed to do this. Now bernie wont listen to your voices when you spoke up and chose she. My hand is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but i dont bleed anymore, i dont care. all of you ♥♥♥♥. everything ♥♥♥♥♥. canada people say when there moving i actually am but. Im ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with debbie wasserman this leaving country jew ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. All of you ♥♥♥♥.

They said u lost a step, wasn't explosive as once was, the best days was in the real view, questioned your drive, your leadership, your commitment, you don't have killer instinct, going back home is the worst mistake in your career, he got the coach fired, players traded, won't work between him and Kyrie, Him and Kev won't work, love your teammates to much, there's no way he can deliver a championship in his hometown, etc etc etc.... But guess what THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS #StriveForGreatness #ThisOneIsForTheLand #PutSomeRespeckOnMyName Hahahaha!!! Yes sir

i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a ♥♥♥♥.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder ♥♥♥♥♥'s place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then ♥♥♥♥ them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I'm voting Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

I don't want to listen to my heart...
I T C O N T A I N S P A I N , H A T R E D , A N D D A R K T H O U G H T S . . .
I don't want to listen to my heart... never again...

Fear the Crinja.

He roams the streets with wireless headphones and dark trenchcoat with a certain calmness, his caucasian skin reflecting in the cool moonlight, his patchy facial hair and mullet working like a beautiful haiku contrasting against his nervous, beady eyes.

Wherever there is crime on the right rail, the public bus, the dark corners of suburbia or in the general Acottsdale, Arizona area....there is Kairo Seijuro.

The White Crinja.

When I was 16 I took this fat girl from the anime club to a date (I was desperate) to a Japanese restaurant. I memorized how to order food in Japanese and so on. When we arrived and the waitress came, I recited the order from memory. She just looked at me like an alien. So I repeated it twice more with no more success.

In the end it was a Chinese restaurant. I had to change school because the ♥♥♥♥♥ told everyone.

What's this you've said to me good friend? I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution. Ive been involved in numerous conversations, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussion and am the top mediator on my block. You are more than just another person. I hope we will create a friendship never before seen on this Earth. As we speak I am contacting my good friends and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for friendship. You should look forward to me being anywhere anytime for you. I can calm you in over seven hundred ways just with words. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but a group of friends and I will use them to their full extent. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship. See you soon friend!

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Ouch just saw some shill polls. Trump is getting stumped. Hard.

I used to support Trump, I had all of his books, seasons of 'The Apprentice™' and watched all of his rallies.

After this I just can't support him anymore. He's over, he's been shot down by a Cruz Missile.

We need a true conservative leader in Washington, one who is TrusTED. I am now a Cruz Missile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDWvIr39oyM
Do you want to wrestle?~

I sexually identify as Marco Rubio. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. People say to me that a person being Marco Rubio is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. I'm having a surgeon install the ability to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what's doing, and the ability to know exactly what he's doing. From now on I want you guys to call me "President" and respect my right to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. If you can't accept me you're trying to change this country and need to check your Chris Christie privilege. Thank you for being so understanding that I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.

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SIIIIIIIIILVER SURFFFEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein loopy again _^ hehe…ugh wavey baby yeah!!!!!
love and energy,
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lamron and them He, he they say that ♥♥♥♥♥ don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain’t know ♥♥♥♥ All ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP Y'all don’t live with that ♥♥♥♥♥ Y'all know that ♥♥♥♥♥ got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ been on probation since ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I don’t know when! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' playin' him like that Them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ savages out there If I catch another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating they ass! I’m not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing no more You know those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ role with Lil' Reese and them

Politics shouldn't be commented on by people who have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea what they are talking about.

Lol, when it comes to politics I'm in the top 1% of understanding. I've been watching political coverage every week since I was 14 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years old. But political novice like you think that you actually have an understanding because of the fact you pay attention once every 2 or 4 years. Yeah keep dreaming. Bernie could easily come out and say that having the debate during the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NCAA finals limit exposure to the American people, and that as a true believer in democracy he feels that the American people should be given the best chance to hear the information necessary for them making their democratic decision. And that he doesn't know why Hillary Clinton doesn't want to make the time to reach a large national audience to inform them about what she wants to do for the county. Why she would purposely choose the date that forces the American people to make a choice between watching the final game of the series and informing themselves?

If you make any move what so ever on B tonight we are going to have some issues. As in I will sue you for everything you and your family has because she is a minor. You by law can't actually do anything to her or you can go to jail or be classified as a sexual predator and have to introduce yourself to all your neighbors for the rest of your ♥♥♥♥ life as a predator. People are going to be there so I will know. I can ruin your life at the push of a button. ♥♥♥♥ with the bull you get the horns ♥♥♥♥♥.

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In a fit of rage, Stanley Kubrick once wrote his name on a piece of paper, crumpled it, and threw it away. In my opinion that is his most important work. His films were merely a hobby.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
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IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx

I sexually Identify as O C E A N M A N. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking people by the hand. People say to me that a person being O C E A N M A N is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install sponges, lobsters and shrimp on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “O C E A N M A N” and respect my right to take people to the land that I understand. If you can’t accept me you’re a oceaphobe and need to check your hand. Thank you for being so understanding.

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It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.

Haii, feel free to add me Nya~ :3 im very very friendly and lewd of course XD uhmm i want you to read my info box on the front of my profile you can read the whole thing if you want. I love neko's and stuff like that i also love hentai and ecchi things because im very lewd but don't worry im a nice guy and everything. :3 ADD MEH! :D

yeah so I'm a swiper, on tinder, you see. Smooth and sexy as hell, my clouds don't chuck, they just tit in front of the camera, elugantly poised towards
Dual copper wire, clapton coils, dirty sock wicking & 28mg bombiez nana's titties thc and hydrocodone 120 watts.
Went on a date with a fine fellow vaper I met on the app, we decided to get coffee @ a littel vape bar downtown, mostly just blew clouds in each others face and didn't really say much. I got her mod specs, Arctic tank .2 ohm kanthal coil, likes to hit at 50 watts, add a bit of nutmeg since broken tire hose drip tips all over the house, eatin that teleos.
We vooped in stalls next to each other and went home to fill up the tanks, ended up crushin like 90 mg between the two of us in an hour, most of its still on the walls and the floors though.
Police are taking me into custody, they've already got her in solitary, thanks for the giveaway.

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I am worthless. I want to die a meaningless death befitting my insignificance. I want to shudder and convulse as I feel my last worthless breath leaves my worthless body. I want to watch as darkness envelops and crushes down on me with sweet finality. I want to die with a smile on my face knowing that I am leaving the world a better place by me being removed from it. I want to feel the sharp, agonizing pain as a knife tears through the soft flesh of my stomach. I want to feel myself grow colder as my warm blood gushes out in a stream. I want to feel the nerves in my brain fry as a bullet tears through my skull and lodges itself inside. I want to feel my lungs burn as I breathe in water, litre after litre, crushing them with the weight as I drown for what feels like an eternity. Most of all I want to feel the rough, coarse embrace of a rope tightening aroubd my neck and squeezing the air from my body as my own weight condemns me by pulling the noose tighter.

The year is 2019 Trump has successfully eradicated all Muslim life in America. He feels the sensation to look back at his road to presidency. "What's this?" he whispers to himself "Donald Trump loves Canada?". It is at this moment he realises what he must do. He tells his Vice President Cruz to rally the troops. Trump grabs his medieval battle axe and his war cloak made from the skin of Bernie Sanders and heads to the hanger. There he meets his AITF(Anti Islam Task Force) wearing their specially made Trump battle uniforms made in China. One of the troops asks "President, what's our mission?". Trump with a fire in his eye responds "We're going to save Canada"