Recent reviews by Yippie Yerp Perky Jerk

This game has taken over my life. Please help

I highly recommend this game. Getting to decorate the house the way you want (even though you have to sell it to folks) is pretty fun! Quite relaxing to me. I finished the game in roughly 37 hours, so that goes to show how short, and quick the game can be finished.

The garden DLC is amazing! Having to design backyards with pools, fencing, crops, etc. I loved that whenever you add something like that to the house, and you submit it for the garden contest, it actually brings up the house's value. I ended the game with 2.4 million dollars, kinda lit.

Playing on NA servers is fun; however, the real fun happens on the EU servers when you can't understand what people are saying because of all the mixed accents. I find it amusing when a Hungarian tries to tell me how to use the BOSG for Vigil even though he can't aim for ♥♥♥♥ with Jäger's Carbine.