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sex to a virgin.
-- Robert Heinlein
(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
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Don't tell me what you dreamed last night for I've been reading Freud.
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Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
"Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into
a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border. Just north of Tijuana a cop
spotted her hand sticking out of the suitcase. Now, I would like to stress
that my client is *___not* a murderer. A sloppy packer, maybe..."
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Johnson's law:
Systems resemble the organizations that create them.
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He married that Palliard girl, remember? The one with the air-cooled teeth?
(Lords and Ladies)
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