Okay Americans, I am slashdiv. I am a proud Brit from Birmingham.
I like to spend my days playing TF2 and CS:GO in my basement. I am not employed per se, but I am an entrepreneur. I have money to spoil you. Details in my Current Projects tab if you are interested.

Add me on Discord @sir_ummwtf if you are a girl! I have plenty of Nitro to give ladies.

I am not fond of many Americans. Unless you are like NovaOnline and know that general respect is required. Seriousness is a virtue. Americans- do not contact me unless the above condition is met. I will make your life grey and your mum and authorities will be contacted.

TROLLS!! DO NOT INTERACT. DO NOT CALL ME FAT OR YOU WILL TRIGGER THE BEAST. I AM TIRED OF CYBERBULLYING AND I WILL BE MAD. THE WEAK QUIVER WHEN A NICE GUY GETS ANGRY! YOU HAVE MY DISCORD AND MEET ME MAN TO MAN IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. DO NOT HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER!!!

I am a business oriented man. My current project? It's a furry fandom, including but not limited to..: inflated wolves, calves, lions, rhinos, horses, and wolves..etc..etc.. and items relating to so. I am aware this might come as a surprise but I assure you I am serious. The fandom is my life and I am the king of my animal kingdom. Americans DNI, you will ruin the journey.

My Discord is @sir_ummwtf if you are interested. I have raised around 20k quid on kickstarter for this project. You will be paid handsomely for contributing.