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You Call Those Lyrics?

Get fired and feel bad about it.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 8:26am

Set Phasers to Snoop

Immediately start doing what you said you wouldn’t.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 8:50am

I Love the Cuttleboys

Pay tribute to the greatest band of all time.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 11:34am

Hook, Line and Sinker

Behold! My stuff!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 12:01pm

THE CHOWDER BITES BACK

Crack down on crime!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 12:34pm

Oh Snap, It’s Bobby Blob!

Remember? From the hallway scene?
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Making Frank Proud

You literally just killed a guy. You monster.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 12:45pm

Dog Ending

So it was all your work!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 12:49pm

Paragon Ending

I’m Clam Man, and this is my favorite ending in the game.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 12:45pm

Sweet Clam Man

Abuse a jellyfish.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 4:30pm

WATCH OUT

Oh no! He can’t hear us! He has earpods in!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 12:39pm

Promise Nothing, Deliver Less

Go get your money back, you jobber.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 11:54am

Service-Minded

The customer is always right. And annoying.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 4:39pm

Huge, Steaming Bowl Of Foreshadowing

Because that's great writing.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 4:47pm

Handling The Crack

Don't worry, it's perfectly Safe.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 12:01pm