Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shop had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I finally managed to get it inside. However, it was too uncomfortable so I tried to it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe...

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story

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