i was at my friend Hemann's sleepover earlier and we got in same sleeping bag being stupid. i got a woody and he told his mom. They sent me home.

has never felt the touch of grass, the breeze of an springs day, the beating sun that heats our earth

This guys a peasant

exceptional tactical decisions

this guy is gay

Tiago and I used to play soccer together. One day, my bean bag slipped out of my shorts and he did not tell me about it. Instead, I caught him in a deep stare into the wrinkles of my ballbag.