My 🙋🏻‍♀️ fellow 👥 Americans 🇺🇸 As your 🕺 president 👑 and commander in 😩 chief, it is with a heavy 🎳 heart 😍 that 😐😐 I’m 😂 informing you 👈 that 👉👉👉👉👉👉👉 we 🎂 have 🙋 made 😹😹😹😹 a strategic decision to surrender to the alien 👾 invaders known 🎓 as the Combine. Right ☝🏽 now 😚 this is the best 🏆 chance 🚫 of survival 🍖 as Americans 🇺🇸 and as humans. 👨‍🔧 This has 🈶 been 👎🏻 the hardest decision of my 👨🙋 life, 🧬 and I 😩 did 😳 not 👎 do 🤤 so lightly. As Americans, 🇺🇸 and indeed 👌 as human 👤 citizens, we 👦🌊 have 👏 never 👱🚫🤔 willingly surrendered to oppression. 👎 At this very 👌 idea 💭 is anathema to our 🎥 core 🥑 values 👪💰 and everything 💯😍 that 👏 we 👦 hold 👬👬 dear, 🈚 yet 😇 the fact 😽 and hard 😤 truth 💯 remains 🔕 that 👊👉 we 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 lost 🤔❌ this battle 💥💀 for 🔙 now, 👏 and believe 🌈 we 🥒 will 👏👏 fight 📢📢 another 4️⃣ day. 🌞 We 😡🐎 shall return. ↪️ God 🤴👸 bless 🙏 you, 🤟 and god 💃 bless 🙏 the United 👏👏 States of America.