Recent reviews by Moriarty

When you begin you barely survive tracks...finishing on miliseconds to qualify....but when you learn your not just surviving...your styling

would be great if they fixed 1 guy per turn thing...you cant plan defense or attack..its just who starts gun fight wins scenario....also covers do little and suicidal enemies dont help....they outnumber you and what they do? yeet people into your men..and you cant counter it...yet again...1 move per turn...soo every fight is 1v1....1-2 loses every mission is depressing...this could work really...just needs to remove couple things and it would be perfect

>got kidnapped
>my kidnapper got shot
>didnt even have time to thank as my savior bound me again
>cooking m.eth in DarkRP as a slave at the moment
10/10 would exit spawn again

If you enjoy playing against odds this is for you! Not gona lie RNG is completely against you if you see 70% chance at the best its 50/50. Good game tho makes alot more challenging and pushes you to take serious decisions. Just sometimes getting critted for 35dmg at first battle 2-3 times in a row is kinda frutsrating and when ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ occultist heals for 0 or 1 every time! But its like abusive lover....i keep coming back for more...Help me i m prisoner of my decisions :(

Played this with my wifes boyfriend as a duo....very relaxing expierence

Garbage dlc...buy this if you have nothing else to do....
1.Traveling is done mostly on feet just because way points non existing except 1 that is in zone close to main hut.(I literaly spent most of DLC walking on feet)
2.Main boss is lame as ♥♥♥♥ has corny humor that would fit 12yo.
3.Mission objective markers are faulty most of the time.Spend more time then i should on some missions just because they dont indicate height.
4.Has mission that literally forces you walk around the map multiple times to find rare mobs that might not even spawn.
5.All those vudu mages can go ♥♥♥ themselfs.
6.Traveling on boat is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying,slow nerv killing process.
7.All in all poorly written,executed DLC.

Its Bland compared to Tiny Tinas or Badass Dlc`s

Super fun.Beat the game in one sitting :D
Also doing hobbit space program with firework archers is best thing ever....

Only complain is that Samurai update helps you roll though older content very fast

LANCE VANCE DANCE if this phrase doesnt sell you game idk what does

10/10 would not miss those 3 childhood summers that i could spent outside rather then this

Classical legend what else to say.

Takes some time to get used to mechanics but once ur in you steam roll everyone....my complain is that its bit too easy and not punishable enough....
And dont forget.....Sharing a slave with your councils is a great sin ;)