Recent reviews by Bukkake Sasuke

Just started playing but this is what Overwatch used to be when it was good. I'm enjoying the aesthetics of the game as well.
Will update as time goes on but liking what I'm playing!

Please make a Linux native port of this game. Linux gaming is inevitable.

I'm just glad to have a game in my Steam library that I can play with one hand. Not for fapping, but so I can just relax and not have my WSAD keys covered unlike some of the clothing on the girls in this game.

It's a basic Majhong game that involves anime girls.

7/10 for Gameplay

7/10 for Anime Girls

Being able lean back and mindlessly click away while having a Monster (energy drink) in your other hand?

Priceless.

This game was donated by a viewer of my stream. This is a game that has a lot of throwbacks for nerds like myself with subtle jabs (at Mega Man, Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, and others). The gameplay is solid and fun to boot. The puzzles are not too difficult at this time in the game. The game is filled with humor and trolliness with the expressions that some of the characters give. So far, you're looking at about 6-7 hours of Story content so far. The game is still in Early Access at the time of this review.

TL;DR

10/10, would grind in secret again

I've attached an artwork piece to show an approximation of my gametime. I've played over 20 days of actual gameplay of this game (I started playing Smite before having AMD Gaming Evolved).

Pros:

It's a MOBA that requires more than a netbook to run.
It's 3-Dimensional with no shaded out areas that have to be uncovered.
It's colorful and vibrant.
The gameplay is more solid than a turd from eating nothing but spinach for 3 days straight.
The voice acting is great and the unique interactions between gods can be hilarious.

Cons:

There is inconsistency in design choices though as all the other oddities, it will be ironed out I'm sure.
It runs on DX9.
If you try to force it to higher DX versions, the game blacks out at times.
The targeting is odd at times (ie Neith's Ultimate) where you can be aiming right at someone but it won't target.
This game can get expensive quickly and they use god skins, voice packs, etc as a limited time option where you feel obligated to spend the money. (I've already dumped over $300 into this game)

MOST IMPORTANT CON OF DEM ALL

They haven't applied the boob physics to KumbaKharna.



10/10, would Smite again.

Bros before hoes

DuckTales Remastered is a great throwback to when games were platforming platformers where you formed plats. Seriously though, this remake is bright and vibrant compared to the original NES game. The gameplay is not too difficult (no matter what others may say) and there are a few issues here and there.

For example, others complain about the cane pogo stick not working at times. I find that the times that the cane pogo stick doesn't work is when you are close to an edge. Not all edges mind you, just most of them. In one of my videos, you can see where I hit a block and destroyed it and the block above it did not fall down. Okay, okay. Maybe that is just one of the NES game's quirks. However, then I swing my cane at the empty space below the floating block and then it comes falling down?

Doesn't really make sense, but hey it's a game about a bazillionaire talking duck... so there's that.

Basically, pick this game up. It's great gameplay and fun colors are more amusing than strangling a Webby duck.

PS: The original voice of Scrooge McDuck does the voice here as well. Congrats to 93 year old Alan Young and I hope to God you do the voices for a DuckTales 2 Remastered!

Pros: The game handles great with a Xbox 360 controller joystick once you understand how it works. The colors are vibrant and the tracks vary in environment. It's a top down racer and brings back nostalgic feelings of arcade games of old. It's fun overall most of the time. The game is not too easy in that you will not blow through this with ease. Some tracks you will be racing as aggressive as possible just to come in the top 3 to get some decent money. There is a Multiplayer option.

Cons: It's fun MOST of the time. The other time that it's not fun is due to the punishing AI and questionable framerate issues. I was running this with an overclocked HD4650 and had framerate issues even when the settings were set to Low or Off on everything. ***(Upgrading to a HD7850 corrected these issues)***

There are times that you will race right through the map and respawn as other cars race ahead of you. At times you will end up upside down and as long as you are moving, you won't respawn right side up to continue the race. In other words, prepare to yell at the screen as you are sliding on your side at 5mph as everyone races past you or hits you and continues the slide to your defeat.

Binary Mill states that my settings were enough to run the game, but not enough for it to run decently to actually play apparently. Developer needs to give better System Requirements for this game. The AI are downright brutal and will often try to wreck you right into a wall or sandwich you into other people like an adult flick. There is a Multiplayer option (see above). Only thing is that Binary Mill's servers are down and according to the forums (and how far this issue goes back), that will not change anytime soon or possibly ever.

If you buy this game, don't expect multiplayer.

Not the best controls and odd framerate issues at times (like in front of the main boss door at the beginning) but the gameplay and odd quirks make this game a blast to play.

The enemies vary in difficulty and the level design is interesting to say the least. Regardless, it's a blast to play and I can see myself losing hours and hours of my life in this title.