Haven't talked with you in forever or anything, but just wanted to say that I'm super glad that your career has taken off. You are super talented and an awesome person, you deserve all the very best.

I like badges, and achievements. Master Chef covered the loving part

Mah waifu, I love you with all my heart. We should continue to make those scrublords cry those sweet, sweet babby tears!

Oh, by the by, sent you something. Had a few left-over after a shockingly bad spree of unboxing absolutely nothing... Which happened to include some gift-wrapping. Enjoy!

Hey there Cupcake, long time no speaky. Just dropping a line to remind you... you're awesome. *Salute*

My wife, the most lovely woman in my life, I love making all those terrible people cry with you at my side!