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1 person found this review helpful
539.9 hrs on record (537.8 hrs at review time)
Elden Ring is in my top 10 favorite games of all time.

I like a few games better, but I have an M.Sc, so I prefer to think objectively.

Elden Ring does combat better than other combat games.

Elden Ring does open world vastly better than other open world games.

Elden Ring does fantasy better than other fantasy games.

Elden Ring does G. R. R. M. better than other G. R. R. M. adaptations.

Elden Ring does teabagging better than other teabagging games.

Elden Ring, big El Dong-ring, is objectively the best game ever made. It's just a literal fact.
Posted 11 July. Last edited 11 July.
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788.3 hrs on record (450.0 hrs at review time)
I will make this short. This game has the perfect balance of difficulty, gameplay, and deep mechanics, making it easily the best ARPG on the market right now.

No, it is not as complicated as PoE, but it's also not a predatory, trash, grind-fest like PoE.

11/10, better than Path of Excrement.
Posted 11 July.
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438.7 hrs on record
One of the best fighting games ever made.

Super fun.

10/10 if you're a 12-hour-long combo enjoyer.
Posted 11 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.0 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
Completely disgusted with how amazingly simple, yet truly habit-forming this game is. Comeplete social life terrorism. I rate 9/11
Posted 19 January, 2016.
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