Recent reviews by Siyzo

fun af so good

A WARNING BAD ENGLISH USAGE DOWN BELOW !!!

it's gud. Elden Ring gives you free gameplay, game has 308 unique weapons spread across 33 weapon categories. Find your weapon category that you enjoy and play how you like, spamming ash of war or playing heavy/charge attacks, or light attacks, you can of course combine them, you play as you wish. Also you can play mage using spells or magic weapon arts.

This game gives you nice drip. You can make your playable character, find nice armor sets, that give base stats or just looks good on you. Of course best head is Albinauric Mask(who knows, knows).

If you are scared because Elden Ring is soulslike/hard game, you can always find better weapon that you like, level up your base stats, upgrade weapon and use summons(don't say about them to no one :) ).

Elden Rings world is big sooo big, if it's your 1st playthrough you can clean it in about 150 hours to 250 hours. But you can also just go kill bosses with weapon that you found on the way. Play as you wish it's your gameplay. Game has 207 bosses and some nice elite enemies that feels like some minibosses/bosses.

In conclusion, Elden Ring is great game, that gives you so much ways to play it. finding weapons, armor, drip, killing bosses. This game gives you always new ideas how to play it in future, new builds, new routes. This game feels ideal for how it was made for.

Thanks for your attention!
Cheers, Siyzo

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Game is fun to play with friends. If you are playing solo this game you feel something touching your ass. This game has broken ranking system, when you are playing like plat elo, you have people that play like silver elo player, you see hes aim and you start questioning yourself why this human being is on your team and its always like that.

Tank role players always have the biggest ego in humanity, like to rush in to enemies 1v9ing, blaming healers/support role, that they are not healing when this human being just run in with reinhard hit 2 times their tank and starts 50/50 mby running back to team or OFC wishing healers will go in with this human and start healing while dps roles have 10 hp after hanzo's headshot that hitted the air but cuz of hitboxes its head, we all like this.

Imagine how great is support role, when they are adding support characters that deal damage as dps role. Loved support role has nice characters that can heal and damage at the same time, Juno, Moira, Kiriko, Baptist, Ana, Lucio, Illari, Zenyatta. Briggitte is not on the list its her full gameplay to heal. Why all character can't be like Mercy and Lifeweaver with the right click heal, left click dmg. I feel support role needs to be remade, support role needs less damage, and more crowd control, like Zenyattas shift, Ana's E. Ofc more helpfull abilities like we have Mercy's E and Lucio/Juno speed buff, Kiriko's E, Liveweawer E.

Oh, hello dps role! We have Sombra that is played every game, ranked, unranked. This game has no characters that can be good agains Sombra, NO ONE, the only one that is on my mind is probably Hanzo that can one shot her, thanks OW u did at least something for us, players. This awesome character is fu..... Okay, we have quite good characters on dps role, that can be counter picked, and thats great, this game needs counter picking, not the players that play 1 or 2 characters at one role.

So basically, I feel like this game can be played only with friends, because you don't have teammates that blame u so often, don't int the game. You can always say to your friends about their mistakes that they do and they can listen. Have fun, play the game and just talk about something, like in all games, that can be played together. I feel like saying about playing solo this game I don't need to talk here, we all know.

Thanks for your attention!
Cheers, Siyzo