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5 people found this review helpful
65.7 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Extremely limited and repetitive. The menus and lobby page are very basic, only telling you name of lobby and how many people are in it. The gameplay is VERY limited. This is what the vast majority of the game is :
1. Exit ship, walk/run on the outside to the entrance of the building.
2. Go inside poorly lit/barely visible rooms to look for at best, a handful of items to pick up and walk back to entrance with.
3. Outside, walk back to ship to drop off the few items you found. That's it.

Half the time, the outside is barely visible and you get lost in the nothingness easily. Inside the building, is also barely visible. Yes, you are able to buy a flashlight, in which case you get moderately visible empty room after room after room.

The worst part is, you disconnect from nearly every lobby you join. I have 4.2 hours currently it says, I have disconnected from over 150 lobbies already. I would say half my playtime has been on the lobby page, connecting to lobbies, getting disconnected within 30 seconds, again and again. Today I played in 1 game, which was about my 20th lobby join attempt.
Posted 12 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Game will not launch. Looking at the forums, this is a general issue that a lot of people are having.

It also requires to be launched with its own Rockstar Games Launcher. This isn't a Steam game, it's redirected between these 2 applications.
Posted 6 December, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
10.2 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Honestly terrible version of THPS. Game is absolutely infuriating to play because of the atrociously floaty and unresponsive controls, the fact that you have to jam a button to not bail simply because you are falling from too high, and there is no way to correct yourself mid jump, you have to accept bailing. Then there is this maddening force propelling you forwards, making you go insane if you want to slow down, while you careen left and right and spin around trying to not simply go forwards. Special tricks commands are stupid, because you have to let go of the directions, and separately press the 2 directions and the flip/grab button in order for it to come out, the game does not recognize fast motions. I get crappy combos because I am trying to do special tricks, and have to let go of the directions and then slowly manually press left, neutral, right, flip button for the damn trick to come out and not a normal trick. This crappy game makes me think it's a mobile phone version of the game, or a cheap chinese knockoff of THPS. Avoid and purge this garbage.
Posted 17 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I liked nothing about this device. This is actually the worst controller I have used, and I have been gaming my entire life from a Pong Television up on to now. A Carpal Tunnel nightmare of cheap plastic, bad design, bad placement, cheap feeling buttons and egregiously loud crunching noises,

Made a video review of it, it sucks, whatever, sucks as much as this controller. Try and understand my accent : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNAIAwG4JDc
Posted 6 January, 2016. Last edited 6 January, 2016.
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