Recent reviews by SirPancake

The game is 10/10 (can set friends on fire) there is no reason to write a review that would say anything more about it that hasn't already been said, it's a masterpiece for it's genre and a legendary game so for fun I asked chat gpt to write a review for the game and the AI nails it.
(P.S the review is not spoiler-free[because it mentions some plot points)

''Baldur's Gate 3 Review: A Dazzling Masterpiece in RPG Design

Rating: 10/10

Baldur’s Gate 3 is not just a game—it’s a celebration of the genre. Larian Studios has set the bar impossibly high for role-playing games with this title, blending the rich storytelling of Dungeons & Dragons with an immersive world that feels alive and dynamic. As the third entry in the legendary Baldur's Gate series, it expertly revives the magic of the franchise while introducing a new generation of players to its intricate, high-stakes world.

Story and Worldbuilding
Baldur's Gate 3 offers a masterclass in storytelling. The plot is driven by a deep, layered narrative that hooks you from the opening moments. You play as a character who has been infected with a parasitic tadpole, which grants powerful abilities but also threatens to turn you into a mind flayer. This central conflict propels you through a beautifully crafted world full of morally grey choices, dangerous alliances, and profound consequences. Every decision you make has weight, affecting not only the storyline but also the people around you. Larian’s commitment to narrative depth and the freedom to shape your own path is staggering.

The world of Faerûn is presented with breathtaking detail. From the bustling streets of Baldur’s Gate itself to the eerie, otherworldly landscapes, every location is bursting with history, secrets, and lore. NPCs feel like real people, each with their own personalities, motivations, and quests that are uniquely tied to the larger narrative. The world feels vast yet connected, and there’s always something new to discover.

Gameplay and Combat
Baldur’s Gate 3 stands out in its combat system, which is based on the Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition ruleset. This means tactical, turn-based combat that rewards strategy and careful planning. Each battle feels like a puzzle, and it’s incredibly satisfying to use your environment, spells, and abilities to outmaneuver enemies. Whether it’s positioning your party on high ground for advantage, using spells to control the battlefield, or leveraging the unique abilities of your companions, combat in Baldur’s Gate 3 is as cerebral as it is thrilling.

The game also shines in how it handles player choice. Unlike many RPGs, there are no clear-cut good or bad decisions. The characters you meet, and even your party members, can be swayed by your actions. It’s not just about being heroic or evil—it’s about navigating complex, morally ambiguous situations. Every choice carries consequences, and the narrative reacts dynamically, ensuring that no two playthroughs are the same.

Character Customization and Companions
Baldur’s Gate 3 allows for incredible character customization. Whether you want to be a human wizard, a drow rogue, or a tiefling barbarian, the game gives you an impressive range of choices, with hundreds of spells, feats, and abilities to fine-tune your hero. The RPG elements are as deep as they come, with multiple ways to approach situations based on your character’s stats, skills, and backstory.

Your companions are another highlight. Each one is fully fleshed out with their own story arcs, personalities, and potential romantic or moral entanglements. The banter between the party members is lively, funny, and often heart-wrenching. You’ll grow attached to them, and their interactions with you can change based on your choices. Whether it’s the brooding Shadowheart, the charming Astarion, or the noble Lae'zel, every companion feels integral to the journey.

Graphics and Sound Design
Visually, Baldur’s Gate 3 is stunning. The game utilizes an isometric perspective, allowing players to fully appreciate the lush environments, detailed character models, and dynamic lighting. The spell effects are dazzling, and the environments are rich with life. Whether you're exploring dense forests, traversing dangerous ruins, or delving into the underdark, the game’s attention to detail is extraordinary.

The sound design is equally impressive. The voice acting is top-notch, with a wide range of performances that breathe life into the characters. The soundtrack, composed by Borislav Slavov, perfectly complements the epic scale of the adventure with sweeping orchestral themes and subtle, atmospheric tracks that draw you deeper into the game’s world.

Multiplayer and Replayability
Baldur’s Gate 3 also includes multiplayer, allowing players to join forces for cooperative campaigns. This adds a whole new layer of depth, as each player brings their own character to the table, making for even more diverse strategies and interactions. Given the sheer amount of content, the variety of character builds, and the multitude of choices, the game boasts incredible replayability. Every playthrough feels fresh and different, making it a title that can be revisited time and again.

Conclusion
Baldur’s Gate 3 is a triumph—a perfect blend of story, strategy, and exploration. It takes everything fans love about classic RPGs and modernizes it in a way that feels both nostalgic and innovative. The game excels in virtually every area, from the depth of its narrative to the complexity of its combat. It’s a massive, living world that rewards both curiosity and creativity. For anyone who loves rich, meaningful RPGs, Baldur’s Gate 3 is a must-play and a landmark achievement in the genre.''

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Transylvania simulator, remember to wear your garlic necklaces.

Great with friends.

5/7 , would set my friend (and the entire map) on fire again.