God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dammit, I was just want breed Mia and Tia from cars so badly I cannot even function as a normal human anymore. There is nothing more on Gods green earth that I want to do than fill their tight little Mazda tailpipes with my hot, gooey man goo.



I will not die a happy man until I empty every last drop of fluid I have into their gorgeous cavities. The cute voices, the gorgeous curves and the pop up headlights - my God I have never been more erect in my life it is literally throbbing and aching.



My wife is trying to convince to to go to therapy because she keeps walking in on me furiously masturbating red raw to the two hottest twins to ever exist. I think my wife is considering cancelling all streaming serviced and removing my xbox so I stop watching the Cars movie and stopping to literally salivate over them frame by frame, my ccck literally oozes pre cvm as soon as they appear.

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I met this guy playing DayZ. We became friends and ended up playing together for about 8 years.
I was in Arizona, where he's from. I messaged him and he said he was free! I walked up to the door and greeted by him who opened the door. He poured me a rather stiff drink as we sat down and began to talk. This is where things got weird.
After about 5 minutes of talking, he told me to stand up. I was confused as to what was happening but I wasn't asking questions. He told me to close my eyes and that he has a "surprise" for me. He shoved me against the wall and began to kiss on my neck. I lunged my knee up into his genitals and ran to find the bathroom but I stumbled into his bedroom.
There were hundreds of pictures of my DayZ character hung all over the walls with candles and flower petals scattered around the bed and floor. He confronted me in the hallway and said, "Where are you going? I had such a fun night planned for us!" I left and called the cops.
1/10, do not play with this guy.

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when i was 4 then i wanted to kil donald trump cause he has trump in his name. so when i came to his vila ten i saw him with a stick like thing doing something. but i wasnt happy about that so i grabbed my minigun of my pocket and shot him a´nd then he shoted me with a tank and then i went into cover and got into my exo suit and did a 360 noscope but he didnt give up so i grabbed my gun and put cancer bullets in it and shot him but i didnt kiled him onky a sjrao end den i frgt ha tu tipe n ten donelt tramp grebed mi mam ent reüed hr antel nikt ent den i slipd fr de dei nd den mi mam kam ien mi rum ent sw me fahpieng su i kield hehr ent ten mi ded kem n den e saw end den i kild him wid a sutgun end den he sliped bud den e woke ao end den i kild heim agen.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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So I saw your ad on backpage and I just had to check you out. Ever since I was young I dreamt of being slippery while being neck deep in clippery. So please consider giving me and opportunity to do so... if you would like to set up a meeting point or atleast want to consider hmu ;)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with lots of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry I'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

dk what to put so heres a waffle recipe:

Ingredients:

2 eggs
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 3/4 cups milk
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 tablespoon white sugar
4 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

Steps:

1.) Preheat waffle iron. Beat eggs in large bowl with hand beater until fluffy. Beat in flour, milk, vegetable oil, sugar, baking powder, salt and vanilla, just until smooth.

2.) Spray preheated waffle iron with non-stick cooking spray. Pour mix onto hot waffle iron. Cook until golden brown. Serve hot.

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