So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and left.

Can someone explain any new rick and morty jokes to me im not smart enough to understand this show

Psst, hey kid. Im looking for people to invest in my idea. I wanna open an atmospheric strip club filled with real life anime girls just so i can play trippy ♥♥♥♥ like this 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJHS9cpkfQM

@Ezek Honey, you know there'd be way more tongue action. ;)

Serious question: If we were both real anime school grils would you kiss me like this?;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2huXTakCEg