Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.

If I see any hot girls in my front yard, I will 110% not kiss you.
Unless you're an Italian gal from the Sopranos.

Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.


If something bothers you, ignoring it will only make you think about it. Like little Timmy over there crying all the time.
Here's this AR-15, sometimes you have to eliminate the bother, otherwise you'll live in a perpetual hell.

Spreading the word of Lance.


Being the smartest isn't always the greatest.
I mean I'm hella ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Yet I'm the best person you're ever going to witness in this tiny little subatomic particle we call a Universe.

Spreading the word of Lance.

If you try to do something and you fail.
Just don't do that ♥♥♥♥.

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𝐸𝓎𝑒𝓈 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝒹, 𝐼'𝓂 𝓌𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓀𝑒.

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Have a magnificent splendid week, my beautiful friend.
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