Recent reviews by Happy little accident

| DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY |
I am generally a calm guy, even when I feel angry I usually draw some paintings of happy little trees to calm myself... BUT THIS IDIOTIC GAME WILL MAKE ME HAVE A BRAIN MELTDOWN. I WANT TO GO OUT AND PUNCH TREES AND DEER IN THE FOREST. FIGHT A BEAR IN THE OFF CHANCE IT ENDS MY MISERY.

The game is incredibly buggy, every time I try to start the game itself takes around 10-15 tries just to load (and I'm on a pretty high-end PC), and then when it eventually starts I am greeted every time by the tutorial and control settings as if every time is my first time playing. I played some solo player career mode, and every time I start the game and go to the menu it always says "New Game", so then i have to start a brand new random player, assign him to a team, back out without saving, and then I can load my main character. The matches are also filled with bugs, mostly with the AI and ball mechanics. One time in the middle of the match the enemy team had a midfield player on the goal jumping like MJ in his prime saving my shots while their GK was playing midfield doing anklebreakers to my defence. I won a match 4-2 on penalties against Manchester City for the FA Community Shield in career mode, and when the match finished I see MANCHESTER CITY LIFTING THE TROPHY, so I back out and at the top it still said that I won, but I somehow lost at the same time.
So enough with my pointless ranting because people will still pay money for this piece of crap abomination that some call a game. But to those who are contemplating please, just spend the money on a ball and go kick it against a wall. You'd have a better time and less of a headache.

10/10 would fight a bear

Good fun.