I sexually identify as a turret. Ever since I became a hero I dreamed of anchoring myself near a chokepoint, unloading drums upon drums of depleted uranium shells into my opponents. People say that being a Bastion main is inhumaine, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon installing a minigun and tracks on my body. From now on I want you guys to respect my right to get a play of the game every single time. If you can't accept me, you're a robophobe and should check your hero privilege.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbhq4uO0oE&feature=youtu.be

https://gfycat.com/PassionateGrandioseKinglet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fAzGe7ZRdE

http://imgur.com/a/PuhFV

http://i.imgur.com/ompX9k4.jpg

http://dowefeelthebern.com/

http://i.imgur.com/6Eb14yE.jpg rip

BUT RED

WHAT THE COMMENT BELOW THIS SAYS

FIX YOUR DAMN BACKGROUND YOU'RE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CASUAL

ayy lmao