Rest in peace to all the real ones, by the real ones i mean my ♥♥♥ that i blasted to that phat ass of 2b, my wife found my figure of 2b and threw it away then left me for a man who doesnt jerk off to a drawing but in my defense she had an absolute dump truck.

Just wanted to drop in and say thanks for the reach around you gave me in the Jack in the Box parking lot the other night!

So I don't care about sex and whatever, so I'm in GameStop with my friend (female) and she decides while im trying to look for a new game to just grab my pp.

I'm sitting there, unaffected with no boner still looking for a game.

She's shocked at how I don't care and all I say is "Hands off my ♥♥♥♥." just like how Falco kinda says it in Super Smash Bros.

She wont respond to my texts.

Update: She texted me back just saying "Are you gay or something?" And I responded with "Show me ya moves!"

Now im blocked.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥ER THAT KILLED YOU!


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