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Benthicc Bloom 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am 
TIFU my cupping my husbands balls and licking his nipple

Let me start this by saying we’re both pretty big trolls and we’re always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with each other. Our most recent battles have been “bean dipping” each other.

See bean dip: To flick a woman's (or man's) breast with the index finger. Dubbed "bean dip" because the move is similar to that of scooping up bean dip.

Anyways, the last couple of days I have decided to up the “bean dipping” and randomly cup his balls and lick his nipple creepily lol. At the fridge, making dinner, brushing teeth. Doesn’t matter. The more unexpected the better. The more I can get him to make the shocked pikachu face, the better!

So anyways. Here come the TIFU.

It’s 8am. We’re just waking up — still in bed, doing our morning cuddling. Morning time is usually our “sexy time”.

絆🌟 28 Jun, 2021 @ 10:11am 
cool person trust!:steamhappy::steamhappy:
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Slurpeelicious 14 Jun, 2021 @ 10:21pm 
"Thats gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen."
Evikblue 9 Jun, 2021 @ 8:26am 
+rep imototato
✪ShernN=D 25 May, 2021 @ 11:40am 
-rep immortal and chips
Nastatious Lim 17 May, 2021 @ 1:23am 
-rep smelly indian
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big food 12 Apr, 2019 @ 9:26am 
hypebeast
Sergeant Sarge 25 Feb, 2019 @ 11:18pm 
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
✪ShernN=D 14 Dec, 2018 @ 11:46pm 
do do bird

marPal 12 Nov, 2018 @ 5:33am 
this guy pro like kennys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
「 Tomato Head Lover™ 」 11 Nov, 2017 @ 9:27pm 
rip good man from banana bay
HandSoap☆ 17 Oct, 2017 @ 12:52am 
very helpful player
tnx
+respect
komet 29 Mar, 2017 @ 3:21am 
keeth visto take my 30 dollers guns he is a big scmaer
jun 21 Mar, 2017 @ 9:27pm 
wtf?
komet 12 Mar, 2017 @ 3:13am 
give my guns back mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Kunty Kuntasaurus 5 Mar, 2017 @ 3:56am 
bae i miss u
komet 26 Feb, 2017 @ 3:10am 
nit is a big scmer and keeth vistio also
76561198193492662 30 Dec, 2016 @ 3:32am 
+rep ♥♥♥
Harlo... 29 Dec, 2016 @ 7:32am 
TRY HARD TO NOVA DUDE INSTEAD OF TRASH TALK
wilson is gay confirmed 28 Dec, 2016 @ 3:00am 
+rep gay voice
Kunty Kuntasaurus 15 Dec, 2016 @ 8:43pm 
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GST INFLATER 27 Nov, 2016 @ 5:31am 
This is KIT.
KIT frequently harasses girls on Facebook.
KIT always send them ♥♥♥♥ pics,
because he wants some of that nudes.
KIT is a pervert.
Be like KIT.
Kunty Kuntasaurus 14 Oct, 2016 @ 9:08am 
+rep addicted to bradstion
Nostradamus 2 Oct, 2016 @ 5:47am 
triggered
Lunaa 23 Sep, 2016 @ 7:27am 
+rep stupid as ♥♥♥♥
Happy 14 Sep, 2016 @ 3:44am 
+rep likes my voice
kinda ass 13 Sep, 2016 @ 8:53am 
Gay sex anal or blow job only?? Or three some with shern :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
jun 13 Sep, 2016 @ 8:30am 
Cringe
Kunty Kuntasaurus 11 Sep, 2016 @ 4:56am 
In a very romantic night, HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ME. OKAY DONT EXPECT FOR SOME RANDOM ASS ROMANTIC ASS ♥♥♥♥ OKAY IM NOT INTO IT
kinda ass 30 Aug, 2016 @ 7:43am 
Gud player does give up very easily but meh
一条小芒狗 30 Aug, 2016 @ 2:34am 
+Reps Good Awper /player
kinda ass 28 Aug, 2016 @ 7:17am 
♥♥♥♥
kinda ass 28 Aug, 2016 @ 2:40am 
Add me I wanna be in the main team of Team scythes i play well hiro knows me and so does viv
Kunty Kuntasaurus 5 Aug, 2016 @ 8:58am 
Bae <3
kmspls 29 Jul, 2016 @ 12:18am 
+rep
Brexit3 6 Jul, 2016 @ 7:44am 
Yea :saltytears::Neko::balloon:
jun 6 Jul, 2016 @ 12:05am 
IKR?!?!?
Brexit3 5 Jul, 2016 @ 10:44pm 
Added u because ur profile pic is dope
せいざ 3 Jul, 2016 @ 3:23am 
Ok chill.
jun 3 Jul, 2016 @ 12:51am 
bread just stop
せいざ 3 Jul, 2016 @ 12:34am 
I'm :steamsalty:
Girlbulge Unleashed 2 Jul, 2016 @ 10:12pm 
alt f4
:skirt:
せいざ 30 Jun, 2016 @ 6:28am 
blyat
akudandia 3 Jun, 2016 @ 3:41am 
Hode players, hahhaha, i mean boy
Jun 31 May, 2016 @ 1:57am 
Nice Player A.K.A Gentle P.S. Adicted To Potatoes xD :steamsalty::steamhappy:
scrooch 21 May, 2016 @ 6:34am 
GG.