I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth
and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavour
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"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make
empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made
a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the
bonds of Hell."
-- Saint Augustine
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Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said you were
gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?
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(over phone) Scully: Did he give you any idea of how to catch
them?
Mulder: No, but she did tell me everything else there is to
know about insects.
Scully: SHE?

"The X-Files: War of the Coprophages"
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Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully. and I saw you about to do
the wild thing with some stranger!

"The X-Files: Genderbender"
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