yeet

Hey man, I know what you're thinking: "Man, Big Chungus is in town this week, and all the tickets are sold out :("

Well, good news, champ! I've got two brand-spankin' new tickets to see BIG CHUNGUS on the big screen on ice, LIVE!! Yep, that's right—two front-row tickets to see Big Chungus in action this week! I know it’s going to be hard to contain your excitement, but it’s the least I could do, man. We're definitely gonna have a blast, and I can’t wait to experience him in person—it’s gonna be a life-changer for sure. See you soon, man, I can't wait!

what a clown

trash walls. toggles sometimes.

ur gettin bayunned

gigachad