uwu you suck

fukn ♥♥♥♥♥♥

IT'S YA MUTHAAAAA!

As per court order, I hereby offer three percent of gross revenue gained from the unauthorized usage of Obesity Inquest photographs and multimedia in a monetized shaming campaign. This is the Obesity Inquest, undoubtedly. Why else would this place smell like cholesterol with an attitude. Please accept my apologies, this court ordered sum, and the knowledge that I will never assail your organization, the Obesity Inquest, ever again. I'm sure your excessive girth serves some form of purpose that I simply cannot see at this time, possibly due to line-of-sight obstruction.

Apparently I can get some manner of Steam Achievement for calling you a ♥♥♥ on your profile page, rather than in person like I usually do.

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