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10.2 hrs on record
Absolute blast. The level of attention to detail is astounding.

This is a great test for close relationships, especially when a gamer is playing with a non-gamer. That experience helped me learn me a couple things about me and relationship with my wife - good lessons were absorbed. Thank you Hazelight!

Posted 10 January.
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7.3 hrs on record
Peak British humor, incredibly stupid and funny wordplay. How dialogues are written and characters crated MAKES YOU FEEL like spider-man from Barnsworth. Essence of fun.

Thank you lads form Coal Supper. Never stop.
Posted 3 January. Last edited 31 January.
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212.2 hrs on record
strawberry flavored crack
Posted 29 November, 2024. Last edited 29 November, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
More Elden Ring, but with darker atmosphere, feels more like Dark Souls, finally.
A huge DLC with a lot of content to cover. Worth every penny.
Posted 9 July, 2024. Last edited 11 July, 2024.
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371.8 hrs on record (325.0 hrs at review time)
absolute 10/10.
Posted 9 July, 2024.
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3.8 hrs on record
HONK AT YOUR OPPRESSORS
Posted 24 March, 2024. Last edited 24 March, 2024.
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15.7 hrs on record
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Posted 24 March, 2024. Last edited 24 March, 2024.
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25.0 hrs on record
Amazing game, dope music.

But the last level, was so anti-fun that almost ruined the experience. Completely fumbled the pacing of the game. Whoever is responsible for designing the last level can go sit on a cactus.
Posted 24 March, 2024.
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18.9 hrs on record
Incredibly fun and beautiful game, sadly it doesn't know what it wants to be.

Fishing game? SURE
Action game? SURE
Heavily story focused game? SURE
Restaurant management? SURE

In the first 10 hours I was HOOKED. I loved it, then it quickly turned into a never ending loop of chores and to make it worse, player is thrown from one category of chores to the other. For a person with ADHD it's a nightmare. On top of that there is a ♥♥♥♥ ton of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dialogue to skip and UNSINKABLE CUTSCENES. Some cut scenes are repeated (same cutscenes again and you still can't skip it). Those cuteness are fun maybe first three times? After that they are just a pain in the ass and a distraction.

From the visual perspective this game is wonderful but the game play just gets annoying around chapter 3. On top of all things that have to be done player is bothered with fetch quests!!!!! WHAT YEAR IS THIS? That was too much.

Player freedom is very limited at times, a lot of hand holding, tutorials and just endlessly skipping windows and prompts. It's really annoying while I'm planning to dive into the ocean and catch some specific fish and game is making me do some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quest I DON'T CARE ABOUT A THE MOMENT.

An example I finish a day of fishing with managing the sushi restaurant and after day ends a CUTSCENE kicks in where player is presented with a dream of a guy where he is attending a kpop(?) concert and there a guitar hero like mini game. At one hand it is amazing and beautiful but I didn't wanted to see and play it at the moment.

This game has invited me for a relaxing time and made me participate in a zumba classes instead.

It's bloated with content as hell, which is a blessing and a curse, that depends on how you approach it.

If you have ADHD, skip playing it, you will get overwhelmed and burned out. Watch some YT videos to get taste of the art because it's really cool.





Posted 27 November, 2023.
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2.7 hrs on record
A podcast with 10/10 production value that has a mini game of golf attached to it.
Nostalgic, wonderful journey and a interesting story.
Posted 17 October, 2023.
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