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Recent reviews by MonkeyPox✠

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19.2 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted 25 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
11.0 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
well basically if u take it into consideration and account for all the other factors then you will realise that yes i do indeed have Alcoholic hepatitis
Posted 17 February, 2021.
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1.3 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
hello, i would like to share my story on why bean battles has saved my life! So it all began back in 2007 when i was just a young bean wondering the steam store in a depressed trance looking for anything that could lift my spirits and prevent me from ending it all. I came so close. So damn close to slitting my wrist. When out of the corner of my eye (the left one to be specific) i saw it. My salvation. my hope returned to my body and i forgot about all the trouble in my life like my son dying of stage 4 cancer. I launched the game and to my disbelief it was gone the depression, the horny and my son but i didnt care about him anymore he was dead to be metaphorically and literally. But it didnt matter as i now had... BEAN BATTLE!
Posted 11 December, 2020.
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28.0 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
mhhhhh brurgerer is a good man mhhh yess
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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677.0 hrs on record (580.4 hrs at review time)
[INTRO] Is anyone out there? Hellooo? Please let me go. Let me go! I just want to leave... please!

[BRIDGE]

*whirring sound*

*BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

​[CHORUS]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa

*heavy breathing* HUUUH HUUUH HUUUH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH

*heavy breathing* HUUUH HUUUH HUUUH

UUUURRRRRRGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*heavy breathing* HUUUH HUUUH MYEYYYHEEEEE AHH AGH AH YA AHHYEA YEA



[VERSE 1] AHH HAH HYE, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyHHHhhhHYYYyyy???

[VERSE 2] *sobbing* Augh hyuuu hah huh-huh, ah huh haah huh-uh, uhuh hyuuuuu uuh

[VERSE 3] whu aahhyu-uh *breaths in*

[VERSE 4] Ahhh hhyyya huhm hmnn

*sniff*

*slopping noise* *cracking noise* *sobbing continues*

*C̻̭̩̘̀͠Ò͖̫̯̩͉͙͖̕Ń͇̗̮̬̀͠S̢̟͍̭̞Ụ͙̪̩̼͉̞̼̀ͅM̸̵̩̭͓͕̀I̶̫̺̦̗̯͎̹͍͟N̹̖͈̬̪̞̺͚͞G҉͉̖͈͢ ̡̖̙͈̳͜V̨͏̟̺̞̰͕͖̝Ò̠̬̱̞̟̣̭̦͘I̸͖̣̣͓̗͇͕D̷͍͚́*

[DUET] *together* AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted 19 November, 2020.
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12.4 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
y
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
18.0 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
This game gave me hemroids
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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187.9 hrs on record (114.3 hrs at review time)
me likey
Posted 22 March, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
112.5 hrs on record (66.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
hahayeaman
Posted 20 December, 2017.
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1,265.4 hrs on record (60.6 hrs at review time)
LUB BIS BAME BOING BIS BOR BOMINATIONS
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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