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California, United States
Buy the ticket, take the ride
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Buy the ticket, take the ride
:fleshwall:
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1,7 horas jogadas
This game is a dumpster fire, beaten easily by some of the best triple A games out there. Where do I even begin.. the puzzles in this game are just horrible, with similar quality to some of the worst chicken scratch out there, such as vincent van gogh, michealangelo, salvador dali, and leonardo da vinci. the nature and the gnomes create a terrifying synergy, making it immersive, but simply profane. It's like im there with the gnomes, living, eating, and drinking with them. To be with them but unable to harm them would be a nightmare, a living hell. Next, the interface. It is simplistic and easy to interact with, just like gnomish culture. It is absurd and the icons are heretical. it has crazy variety, with many false choices that still result in gnomish influence. This interface is simply diabolical. The music is ear splitting, I typically turn it off and play something far better than any gnome bard could produce. It just really p*sses me off. I would love to meet the composer of the music and attack him, because he seems like a crushable gnome. If i didnt know any better, i'd think this game would cost 1000 dollars because those gnomes are absurd with their pricing and don't understand currency beyond dirt jars and mushroom soups, but surprisingly it's 3 bucks (39 cents during the sale, WOW! When a gnome's selling something that cheap, it's probably cursed!). This proves that the game maker is a gnome themself and does not care about you that much, just making people depressed. And they definitely completed that task, because everytime i open up the game, I hear the chilling music and bright colors. It reminds me of the war... The creator of this game must be a very devious and unloyal gnome, and i would like to meet them, to seal them in the earth they so greatly cherish and abuse with their profane image. The best part is if you are a gnome hater like myself, you can buy this game for other people and see who accepts it and who gets angry. Find your allies. I hate the gnomes in this game so much, they are just so tainted and ugly in every single way possible. Sometimes i hear the gnomes speak to me, begging me to finish them quickly, and i do no such thing, and they give me screams like no other person can, and cry for me to go on to the next level. The gnomes keep me engaged in bloody combat for hours. I hate this game so much, it is simple and disgusting. This game has put me through so many hardships, I will never forgive Gnome jigsaw puzzles for that. Curse you till the end of times, Gnome Jigsaw Puzzles.
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