love you too bb <3

add me ♥♥♥♥♥

I live in a house. I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. My medicine is over the counter except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads "If you don't like me, I'll go **** your mother." I am inside of the matrix. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside my brain I have a shark in my bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. I went to india once. I like bowling.
So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda ****' chump, alright?

Don't talk to me like I'm some kinda ****' chump. Alright? Because I'm not.
I'm a businessman. I'm a family man. Man of the people. Man of the church. Man of the country. I'm a patriot. A veteran. A man of god. A missionary. A postman. I work at jamba juice, okay? My dog is spayed. I got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler. I make my own quilts. Love eggs. Shop locally. I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces. My eyebrows are shaved And my friends are all geese.

Good, great, no I'm glad you said that. I'm **** ECSTATIC that you decided to say that to me. Please, keep saying it. I **** dare you, say that to me again, say that to me one more **** time. I swear to god I'll **** kill you with my bare hands. Please, just shut up, nobody likes to **** hear you. Everyone thinks you're just a **** disgrace to this place, you stupid ****. If you keep doing this **** then you will be **** dead, you'll be **** cut to pieces, you'll be DESTROYED, you got that you little ****? Try to make a "clever" joke like that to me or anyone else on here ever again, and you won't see tomorrow. You'll just see my face, with your blood on it, while I'm beating you to a **** PULP. You're gonna **** DIE if I ever see you open your little smart **** mouth ever again, then you will be wiped from the face of the **** earth. Kapeesh? Listen.

you know I had to do it to 'em
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