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Personal Achievements
 

Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:20pm

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:49am

The Sacrifice

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:55pm

Make It Rain

Get a raise
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:44pm

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:13pm

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:31pm

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:01pm

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:09pm

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:16pm

Utopia

Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:09pm

This Is Fine

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:38pm

Benefactor

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:09pm

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:31pm

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:20pm

I'll Be Back

Witness the end of the world
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:45pm

Ouroboros

Relieve Fate of their duties and ascend as the new Fate
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:46pm

Stonks

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:45pm

War Changes

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

Global Warming

Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

Plague Doctor

Finish the game with highest chaos in Health
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:45pm

Lemons

Start the game
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:24pm

Goodest Ending

Get the most positive ending imaginable
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:24pm

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:55pm

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:51pm



I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Infinitarium

Get all endings

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Yot

Press the Discord button

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
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