You are playing 2fort, in a almost empty server. Stuck at a 4v5, a peculiar fellow joins the server named "Pixie the Fempyro Dragon", you decided to play Soldier. You run into the BLU base. "I'm gonna cap the intel!" you think, when suddenly a enemy pyro shows up. His degreaser is aimed at you, and he's got a pink Brigade Helm with small hearts. You fire a rocket. It's a random crit! The pyro is done for! But no, the pyro REFLECTS the rocket, killing you. In the killcam you see him do the Gas Blast taunt, and this appears in chat.

Pixie the Fempyro Dragon: Oowpsie!!!! :3 I made a big stinky OwO

You start sweating and jump in terror as you glance at their profile picture, its a BBW-futa anthro fox. Your face turns red. You try to spam your lenny bind but you cant. What remains is a sense of existential dread. Nothingness. As everyone leaves, you are all that remains of the server. Hours pass, days pass, and weeks pass. Your legacy is merely a whisper in the wind.

I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!

+-=~rep yes this man does is more good than man look more like does is

most unreliable car according to 'Which?' magazine readers

♥♥♥♥ the r34 skyline slowest car ever made

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "CS offense go" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.