Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
ㅤ* A snake slithers into a pub and up to the bar. The landlord says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you."
"What? Why not?" asks the snake.
"Because", says the landlord, "You can't hold your drink."
ㅤ* Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!

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Uffff, Si llego ese momento del año, en el que todos podemos copy pastes ♥♥♥ nuestros mejores y más cordinales deseos, orale Feliz año nuevooo aaa cumple tus metas, sueños, deseos, y esas cosas, pásala chido

me la pone hard ahre

eres un duro

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