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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
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swag

+rep democrat and socialist

Hahahahaha NO

No, I do NOT want to suck a ♥♥♥♥. EVER. Watching some webms will not change this. Do you comprehend? Do you unnastan' the words that is comin' outta my mouf?

NO!

Now that I've dispensed with that little rant, perhaps you could take heed of this and simply title your threads with "blowjobs" or something efficient. Unless you're targetting them exclusively at women, which I can understand.

How about,

>Webms that make you fine, fine women want to suck a ♥♥♥♥. Guys welcome too, if you're into that

Let's learn from this, shall we?

[Simpsons porn]

-rep bought a gf for 15k instead of 10k in front of me near varrock fountain

stop making xara make bad announcements

I have been trying to beat this level, for 13 years. I have played it everyday, day and night. I cry myself to sleep every night because of this level. I've even tried the cheating way where you clip through the wall using a fruit. It never works. I've never gotten to see the final boss to this game. I've wanted it to be a surprise. I want to see the end of this game so bad. This level has caused me serious anxiety problems, Like I take medicine for it.

I will never pass this level. I will never beat this game. I will never be happy. I will live a sad life.

I mean, did they even play test this? They must have... That means play testers have beaten it. I've seen lets players beat it. I've seen speedrunners freaking beat it 7+ times a day.
I'm just terrible at games. I'm terrible at life.

♥♥♥♥ this game. It's ruined my entire life.

The YiffnessGram™ Furry Test is a multistage knot capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 200 pound bara furry test will begin in 30 nyas. Line up at the cage doors. The breeding speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [nyaa!!~<33] A single nya should be completed each time you hear this sound. [prrrr~] Remember to yiff in a fursuit, and yiff as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a whole yiff before the nya, your furry ass is over. The test will begin on the word meow. On your bark, get yiffy, meow!!~

i have a kid with my wife. and my wife i could've gotten, if you were gonna use a rating scale to rate women, which is disgusting, and if you do that you're a disgusting person. but my wife is a six point... eh no my wife's a five. i could've gotten a 6.5 uhhh but i'm a disgusting pig. i'm a slob. i smell. i have bad hygeine. she has the worst hygeine, which is why i'm comfortable with her because that's how i- because that's the way.. i'll make that i'll take that choice. i will make that compromise. that's my uuuh yknow. thats what i'll do. i'll forego a 6.5 in favour of a sloppy, 5. because i'm comfortable with the way i smell around her.

You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid. For this month.

PICKLE RICK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Look around you: Immigrants, jews, stealing everything we worked for. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT JEWS HERE! They're not citizens, they have no rights. You're supposed to be a nationalist. You should know better. Never compromise on the jews. Never.

♥♥♥♥ you. Coming out as an islamophobe was the hardest thing to do because of people like you. I can't help the way I am. And you have no right to judge me. Being afraid of Islamic terror isn't a choice. It's not something I can turn off. It torments me every day. Every killing. Every massacre. I know it's wrong and #notallmuslims but it's just who I am. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you preach acceptance. They preach tolerance. Then they turn around and OPENLY call for my execution like I'm a monster. You aren't open minded or tolerant. You are no different than those who burned witches hundreds of years ago, that's just out of fashion. You're hateful.

This guy ACTUALLY likes E3

this is Vince from homosexuals anonymous and I'm contacting you because you missed our last meeting and me and the boys were concerned, please contact me as soon as possible

#teamyennefer

Do you not even realize how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad this is? you ltierally came across something you don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4chan of all places, in an absurd discussion about sexualization in games and your first reaction is sticking thumbs up your ears screaming "that person must be AWFUL in person, that makes me so much better than he is!" That is how you deal with people sayhing things that for some reason that you can't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ formulate makes you uncomfortable. That is the kind if existence that you have been reduced to. Normally, this happens when people struggle with some quite serious mental or security issues. And i've asked this before and I'll ask it again: anything you sads ♥♥♥♥♥ want to tell? It could be therapeutic for you. And amusing for the rest of us.

Those that harm actual children, which are bad, and those don't, which should not ocncern anyone as long as they don't disturb basic public peace. Itnerestingly enough, this isn't either. Nothing about this is actually pedphiolic. Again you see what you want to see, a pedophilia has become an absrub obsession of this culture. This desperate need to see it everywhere seems to me to be more harmful than the creeply relectant acception that they practice in Japan. Do you actually even know what those words mean? Also, when did this board got populated by such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? "oh but it's TONE with which you said it! Grow up for ♥♥♥♥ sake. Or go back to what ever circlejerk safe space you came from?

That is a weirdly personal attack for a rather impersonal observation. Struggling with some inner demons here? I don't think it's really so much a problem of helicopter parent than that of weird and fairly insecure moral arbiters who mostly don't have children of their own or have their children away form home for decades. It's pretty teririfying how nothing actually resulted in greater obsession with children sexualization than the pedophile witch-hunt that started around 2004 and onwards. Point? judging people you've never met based on few lines on-line is what you call "point"? This is just bizarre, really. Is there something you need to talk about? Pedophilic practices exist of two kinds.

As a young male with a vast venture into masturbating I find I've always liked milfs but the term milf means old hag, so logically incest porn uses younger babes and dude my age so it's like hey less ♥♥♥♥ shots and more hot stepmoms

stfu??

Here alone? ...again?

I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?

I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie

hi deadpool

Jar Jar was hated because people thought he was out of place, but the opposite was true. The same people who went online to list ways to murder him are those who take the garbled mutterings of an antediluvian swamp-frog, Yoda, as great wisdom.

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TRUMP

Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows ♥♥♥♥ About Copypasta. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve been writing copypasta since I was in the 5th ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grade. I may have stopped being original years ago but believe me I know this ♥♥♥♥ inside out. I don’t know what the ♥♥♥♥ your problem is. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know ♥♥♥♥ about what goes on in my life. Think for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about copypasta. Have you ever been to /r/copypasta? seen my pasta collection? I sincerely doubt it. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta academy. I've been writing copypasta on reddit for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the subreddit with the copypasta. I actually spent most of my time in the porn subreddit, but believe me, we had copypasta there, big hilarious ones. Please get ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I think it's hilarious that blacks are outside getting ♥♥♥♥♥, and white bois are inside playing video games and watching anime. White women prefer black men because they usually have a better sense of style, they can dance, they have swag, and they actually have a sense of rhythm. Black guys ♥♥♥♥ better than white dudes because their ♥♥♥♥♥ are bigger, and they're more passionate lovers. I would know, because I'm now dating a black man and i'll never go back to a white guy. The last white guy i dated was insecure, he browsed this stupid board, and one day he tried to act all tough and called a black man a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. He got his ass beat and started crying, i simply just lost respect for him there and left him. How am i supposed to date white boys when they can't even protect me, or themselves.

If you have a steam gallery with nekopara screenshots you ARE reddit
If you have an anime avatar you ARE reddit
If you own frog emojis you ARE reddit
If you are in any anime related groups you ARE reddit
If you own Fallout 4 you ARE reddit
If even a single person on your friends list is named after a nepgear character you ARE reddit
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meep meep

*farts on your trout*

I think short men are absolutely worthless. Every time I see one smiling, I can only think to myself how depressed he must be and how much he must hate himself. Every time a short man hits on me, I recoil inwards a bit and I immediately go to laugh about it with some friends. I will mock short men whenever they leave the room, and I will get my tall, male friends to mock them as well. Every time a short man gets angry, I can't help but laugh at how helpless and timid he looks. Every time a short man tells a funny joke, I start laughing at the joke, but then start laughing even harder at his height, which is why I sometimes get short men hitting on me thinking they did well to please me. I tell short men that their height doesn't matter, even though whenever I'm with a group with a short man, I almost never make eye contact with them and proceed to talk over them.

BIG WET FARR BBBBRRAAPPPPP

Shoperino, the THOT with a thought.

This is happening because
Trump utterly destroyed her.

He talked about real plans and policy and Clinton just talked about Trump.

He had her on the ropes the whole times. All she could do was arrogantly smirk while she was losing. It was embarrassing for her and for the Democratic party.

Almost all the polls except for LOL (((CNN))) agree.

Trump dominated

~-~BosNia fAn ~-~

*fart*

i miss farts

Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.

The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black ♥♥♥♥. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.

I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black ♥♥♥♥ is just better at pleasing women.

god bless the troops usa and the navy seals. their is nothing sexual or wrong about saving a mans life its just men together in the military its uhgh RA! anfd Semnper Fie thats the navy creed live or die our brave troops will stnap out the terrorist and oslama and Isin or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ those allaeh worshipping asshloes are doing in GODLESS GANISTAN as i like to call it. slaue the troops and ugh ra!

Here ♥♥♥♥ Santa Claus, here ♥♥♥♥ Santa Claus, right down slutty girl lane! STOP! Is your daddy not giving you enough cummies?! Hold up, ho! It's cummy ️️SEASON!️️ Push that daddy to the side and let a NEW father in YOUR CHIMNEY!! Father CHRISTMAS, the KING of cummies! That's right, he's been making little girls squishy for 6️ CENTURIES. He ONLY makes the NAUGHTIESTgirls ️squishy️! So send this to all the nastiest girls you know and share️Get 0️ back and you're a basic coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥. Get 5️ back and you get eaten like cookiesand slurped like milk! Get 1️0️ back and Santa's big ♥♥♥♥ will grow 3️ sizes inside of you!

Look, I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black ♥♥♥♥ is just better at pleasing women.

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

“How old is this rock?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

I want your mum to sit on my face

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Honestly, the best thing about the spread of Islam is the lower demand for pork is making it cheaper to buy. It's like I'm getting paid for being Catholic.