Recent reviews by shiznt

I took a 4 year break from playing this game. it's still unplayable. I wanted to buy a battery and belt and ride the bus home but the bus driver refused to take off. I got out the bus and the bus took off with my items inside...

game doesn't launch past login screen. None of the buttons work on screen

everyone does the exact same opening moves when playing multiplayer. been the same moves for 10 years and nobody makes up their combos no more

The soundtracks are probably the only good thing from the game.

#refunded

campaign was too short. I wish it was like Arma 2 campaign that has several objectives to complete, kind of like free roaming. The stuff that they add isn't worth the money.

The planets update was a step in a direction. It could be forward, backwards, or a side step. All the new features from the planets update are really cool, although I miss being an engineer. I had visions of game being more like it was in the pre-alpha days, more mechanical. There were these special hidden blocks that served mechanical functions like gear ratio, reverse gearing, and windmill block. I want those blocks to be created and updated, instead of portcullis block and door blocks which are all in one solutions for something that you must design as a “medieval engineer” using catch blocks, rope drums, hand cranks, etc. It would be more fun to create your own doors and gates in this fashion. I am aware of performance issues this may cause. Of course all of this is still possible in the current state of the game.

tl;dr being an "engineer" is no longer required

Saki moe af

Aeiou

Vehicle physics are weak. GTA IV had best

fun multiplayer game, bots always roll 6's
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campaign is broken, multiplayer is fair