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There is no higher sexual peak, than playing a Dirty Rat during the card game of Hearthstone. No matter what anyone else says, you’ll never. NEVER reach the same physical and spirital high as playing a 2 mana two six with taunt onto an empty board. My hands are sweating about it right now. One time my dirty rat pulled out a Reno Jackson from my opponent on turn 2. That was about six years ago. I’ve been chasing the same high ever since. Shaman player, by the way.

Every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person I see says “erm what the sigma” SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP. I have heard “skibidi toilet” more than I have heard “I love you.” I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take this anymore. I would rather get ear ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by Shaq while Drake and Epstein gang bang me from the front and back. I would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “SIGMA SKIBIDI RIZZ OHIO” One more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME. I will do what the black guy with the lighting said if I have to hear my friends playing movie clips dubbed over with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ AI voices ONE MORE TIME. I would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about SKIBIDI TOILET one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME. This ♥♥♥♥ is ruining the world. People have called gen alpha bad for this but it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my generation. Gen alpha was almost over it but you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gen z ♥♥♥♥♥ have taken it over. You ARE the problem.

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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my penis was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. When the final casualty toll was tallied, there were 458 deaths, 1426 injuries, and over 9 million pregnancies. ...pregnancies.