i (21m) met my (21f) childhood crush after she died in an incinerator. she and her brother won't stop talking about mummy curses and 4-leaf clovers. they were kidnapped and forced to play the first nonary games and now it's happening again. we are drowning and i just want to look at this funyarinpa. she needs my help in order to avoid a paradox but AITA if i can't play sudoku to save my girlfriend?