My Queen

fake shin

I officially vouch that Shinerson Shin the Shinnyest is the best rocket league player to ever grace the world. Shin has the fastest and I mean the FASTEST aerials in the world, bro is like the local nonce at 15:00 on the dot ready to pickup the children fast. Shin has the best boost management the world has ever seen, somehow he is always boosting but always has 100 boost at the sametime, its like hes on unlimited boost. He has 999 boost per minute and has the world record movement speed. His fastest recorded speed is 2000mph. Outside of rocket league Shin is a huge advocate for the "Spit on the Hobo's" charity. He believes that asians are actually americans in make up. He also claims that all brown people are made of faeces and are the product of a poor bladder. Shin is also the founder and ceo of "Brown People R Us", a supermarket that sells brown people who he has kidnapped and enslaved until they are put up for sale in his store. Yours truly sincerelyYoYo YoYoson the 95th nonce

fake asian but still the goat