-Why does my breath taste like peanuts! - July 8, 2019
-Stop throwing explosives at me I'm your Doctor! - July 14, 2019
-If you pay the right price you can drink duck sauce from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ belly button - July 27, 2019
-I mean... Minecraft girls got titties - Iris - August 10, 2019
-She's got nice titties for a little boy - Michael Klump - October 21, 2019
-That's a nice flatbread truck - Iris/Michael Klump/An Soup - November 8, 2019
-Daniel Murdock, noted cat owner - An Soup, moments before his tragic death - November 11, 2019
-Want me to curb stomp you? Apparently that can cure things - Iris - November 13, 2019
-Just go with your black guy - Iris - November 14, 2019
-You know, the mountain in North Dakota with the presidents? Mt....Stonehenge? - An Soup -11/18/19
-Are both of your arms full length!? - Klump to a Pizza Hut Drive Thru employee - 12/2/2019
-♥♥♥♥ what does bread look like....oh like toast! -Iris while solving a Wendys childrens game -11/29/19
-YOU WANNA STICK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ IN A CAN OF SOUP?! - An Soup - 12/5/2019
-Son: What are human rights? Dad: Kodack Black, I'm the ♥♥♥♥, Im fartin, I dont know how to potty -12/8/19
-Free range eggs...it’s just FarmVille for Vegans - Pang, 12/16/2019
-That's not jewelry that's the poop holder - Thomas, 01/16/2020
-You just put a vagina in my swastika!- Thoames, 2020
- Why the ♥♥♥♥ is there tuna in my pillow?! It smelled so fishy all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night!
.........*looks at me with face of hopelessness*......I slept with tuna... - Thoames, 2/5/2020
-Good thing there was an entire thing of apples here to catch my phone!-Klump, 2020
-you cant "hang" if you dont got a stomach sticking out - Thoames, 4/20/20
- Im sitting here sadly scraping the meat out of a Taco Bell taco with a soup spoon - Klump 5/10
- Soup - "Ya know one of those construction site claw machines?" Me- "...A crane?".. -7/19/2020
-"You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥' a memory foam mattress!!" -Pang, 11/21/2020
-"You feel empty, and I don't mean mentally, I mean physically empty, I want to be filled, by... ya know... a ♥♥♥♥!" - Zackstin, 11/21/2020
-"I'm gonna use my magic to make you ♥♥♥!" - Klump, 12/3/2020
-Thaomes-"There's some long activity (playing CSGO)", Klump - "Yeah that;s what they call my ♥♥♥♥"
"GET THE HAIR OUT OF YOUR A5S AND SHUT THE F0CK UP" - Pang, 6/14/21 very angrily
"I wouldn't know..I live in a dessert", -Thoames, 6/17/21, as it clearly says "desert", showing off his fatassedness
"I'm gonna pretend I'm a fish underwater". *Drinks entire water bottle*..."ahh, I just rejuvenated my gills". - Thoames, 9/20/2021
Z- "I hate Hasbro..", Iris- "What do you have against Hasbro?", Z- "Take a wild guess...", Iris-"...gummy bears?...", Z-"That's HARIBO Chad...", Iris-"Oh..." - 10/13/2021
"Do you know how your d.ick has two holes?" - Thomas, 11/6/2021
"My little brother fell in a pony and got poison palm tree all over his taint" - Klump, 01/09/2022
“My cheesecake was repositioned so I know it was touched” - Thoames, 09/10/2022
"Well that took a corner to the turn.." - Pang, 10/21/2023
"We got Dr. Daniel, Optomerist" - Electfried, 10/22/2023
"This is a failed mutation of the Daniel gene" - Thoames Bars, 01/14/2024
"Can you milk a horn?" - Thoames Bars, 02/04/2024
"Would you rather have a butt flavored mouth, or a mouth flavored butt" - Cody, 03/01/2024