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Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen.
-- Woodie Guthrie
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Seattle is so wet that people protect their property with watch-ducks.
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"Nulli Sheilae sanguineae"
(The Last Continent)
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Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
-- Mark Twain
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Scully: We eat fish and fish eat us.
Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for
later?
"The X-Files: Quagmire"
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"On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT"
(Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com)
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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I wanted to ask you about production work for FLAN this weekend and wanted to know if you were interested. Looking forward to hearing from you. (we had noodles with funke, etc at rewind II)