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Ring Ring
“Oh! Cello.”
“Mr Parker, Dr. Conners here.”
“Oh, Dr. Conners! How are ya?”
Sleep
“Quite a specimen you left me, Parker. It’s chemistry is not unlike the chondritic meteorites of the ‘70s.”
Munches cookie
“Thanks. That’s good.”
“You know what, Parker? Parker?”
“Get me some milk.”
“It amplifies characteristics of its host.”
Gulp
“Hey, give me another cookie.”
“Especially aggression.”
Flirtatiously bites Ursula’s finger
“This could be dangerous.”
Venom cell attacks other cells
“Peter, you didn’t keep any, did you?”
“You got any with nuts?”
“Um, I have some nuts. I could make some-“
“Go make me some!”
“Peter?”
“No no no. Course not.”
Sips milk
Struts down sidewalk
Ladies notice
Snap 1
Snap 2
“These shots are so good.”
“I’d like to shoot you sometime.”
“Peter Parker. Peter...”
“Parker! Miss Brant? That’s not the position I hired you for.”
“Black-suit Spider-Man. Peter, these are incredible! We gotta have these Jonah.”
“I’ll pay you the usual rate.”
“If you want the shots I’ll take the staff job. Double the money.”
Shocked Simmons
Finger guns 1
Sits down and grabs candy
Sucks candy
More shocked Simmons
Finger guns 2
Finger guns: the threequel
Finger guns: the fourth one
Finger guns: the last one
Snap 3
S l i d e
Finger gun: oh wait there’s six
tWiRL
Struts into store
Sale sale sale sale sale sale
Struts out of store with fancy suit
Pulls suit accompanied with a well timed horn
C L A P
Dancing
More dancing
Leaves