Had the chance of his life to get with a milf, but just as in the gaming part of his life, he fumbled it as if it was a one vs one clutch. He sucked his own ♥♥♥♥ in his sleep instead of letting the very attractive and experienced 52 year old do it for him. Another disappointing day, may he get better at clutching both irl and on the server.

so were sitting there vibing swapping stories when some random drunk dude stumbles up to our table clearly not knowing who hes dealing with he mutters something about how biker gangs are just wannabe tough guys and before i can even say anything kayb just stares at him not a word not a move just pure dominance and the dude instantly backs off like hes just realized he made the biggest mistake of his life after that i knew kayb was the real deal he wasn’t just some biker he was a legend a leader the kind of guy you respect not because he demands it but because he earns it when the night was over he looked at me and said “you ever want to ride with the wolves you let me know” and man i felt that because even though my battlefield is in the ranked queues of cs2 and his is the open road at the end of the day we both understood the grind the discipline the hunger to win

before i know it im sitting at a table with him and khan ky ling another rider who was just passing through we start talking and i tell them about my bike how i keep it in top shape like my aim and kayb actually laughs not in a mocking way but like he respects it says something like "you treat that bike like a weapon huh" and i just nod because obviously i do everything i own everything i touch is optimized for peak performance khan tells us about his travels all the roads hes seen but kayb hes different he doesn’t just ride he owns the road the iron wolves arent just some gang theyre a brotherhood and he tells me straight up riding with them aint just about speed or freedom its about loyalty discipline knowing the road like you know yourself and honestly that hit me deep because thats exactly how i feel about cs2 you dont just play the game you become the game

one evening i was out on my usual grind long day of cs2 ranked me and raymond douce absolutely carrying lobbies when i decided to take a break and head to the bar not because i needed to but because sometimes even the greatest warriors need to step away from the battlefield and reflect so i pull up park my motorcycle outside and walk in ready for a quiet drink and that’s when i see him kayb now you gotta understand kayb isn’t just some regular guy he’s the leader of the iron wolves the kind of dude that walks into a room and instantly owns it like some kind of final boss in real life hes got this presence this way of looking at you like hes already sized you up and decided if you’re worth his time so when he notices me standing there looking like an absolute unit in my cs2 hoodie and biker jacket he gives me this nod like he recognizes something in me something only real ones see

I couldn’t believe it. In Pummel Party, Kayb had the audacity to use a magnet on my keys. All those turns, all that effort gone as they cackled, dragging my stash across the board.

The rage boiled over. How dare they? On my turn, I fired up a rocket, speeding straight for Kayb. One punch later, their stolen keys scattered everywhere.

“Take that!” I yelled, grabbing them back. Kayb could laugh, but this wasn’t over.

♥♥♥♥ this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Too old to still be playing. Has the level of a toddler and the aim and reflexes as i 90 year old! sounds and looks like one aswell.